Monday, March 23, 2015

My take on the state of English in Japan

These are not my students nor the school I worked at.
Yes, this is another critical article about English in Japan by an ESL teacher who taught in Japan for  2.5 years. I want you to just think about how we can change the system, rather than simply getting offended and walking away.

Here are some issues that plague English education in Japan:

Systemic underconfidence. That's not a word, but I just made it one. "My English isn't good, but...Excuse my poor English. I don't speak English." Guess what? The majority of English speakers don't speak it natively! According to Wikipedia, there are roughly 400 million people, or ~5% of the people on earth, who speak English natively and 1.1 BILLION who speak English non-natively. Sorry, students, you're not allowed to run away from English because "it isn't good."
See, look, Japan...you are orange (10-15% speakers)


1 in 5 people on earth speaks English. This means that English speakers are a little better prepared to understand English from multiple cultures, with multiple accents, and from different levels. If you think about it, 'perfect English' is impossible, so it's a waste of time to want to speak perfect English.

My advice for underconfidence is to lower your expectations. With Japanese language especially, students study kanji and take tests for 12 years (elementary through high school) and still forget how to read and write characters. When Japanese adults still have holes in their first language skills, how can they expect not to have holes in their English ability?
Even Princess Aiko is pissed off about her Eiken results

Speaking of expectations, another problem with English education in Japan (and Korea) is that the goals are out of reach for almost everyone. There was a recent article that pointed out that "about 87 percent failed to reach the goal of high school graduate level in writing and speaking" I'm going to say that when you get as high as 20% failure rate, it's time to ask yourself if you really want people to pass your test. This is a 90% failure rate and the Japanese Ministry of Education, or whoever is in charge of this disappointing statistic to wake up and look at changing goals.

I've seen and administered the Eiken (Test of English Ability) and can tell you that parts of it are in need of some tweaking. Try your best to explain the difference between authentic, genuine, legitimate and original. Now reward the genius who knows the answer with 1 measly point, out of 100 questions. 

William Shakespeare is a timeless writer of classics, and his work should be shared, studied and enjoyed. However, reading it in Middle English is an unnecessary burden, especially for non-native speakers. Let's get comfortable with modern English first.

The speaking portion of the Eiken is also poorly weighted. The reading/writing/listening part is 100 minutes, and is about environmental issues and business, among other subjects. The speaking portion of the Eiken is 3-7 minutes. Students read a paragraph for pronunciation, answer a question related to it, then talk about a picture. Then, there are 2 questions that require 2 sentences each. The questions are so specific that there are literally 5 answers for students to give, written in the grader's guide and points that you're supposed to award. For example,
in this picture:


(The) Two men are (ice) skating in a birdbath. (5 points)
Two men are (ice) skating. (4 points)
They are (ice) skating. (3 points)
It's snowing. (2 points)

But if a returnee rolls into your room, with no accent and says "Joseph and Larry are skating around the bowl in momentum to prepare for a triple-axle twist," then we're encouraged to grade especially harshly. Should the kid have said 'spin' instead of 'twist?' Sure. But that kid is fluent, and if Eiken wants to artificially knock off points to even out with someone who put in hard work to know the answer patterns, then we have to ask just what is Eiken testing for?

I think the speaking portion should be longer, even if the questions are easy. Let's give students a buffer of easy questions to reduce the anxiety, which is probably the main killer. 

It's hard to get motivation to do things when you, other people and tests tell you that you suck at it. 

Some will try and blame teachers, but when the government traps us into meeting the way-too-high standards of a poorly-balanced test, then it's the classic battle of administration-vs-teacher, and talent is wasted.

I was very lucky in my time in Japan to teach with incredibly knowledgeable English teachers who were talented and creative. It's often left to the natively speaking teachers to have the 'fun' lessons, and the Japanese teachers do the heavy lifting of grammar and vocabulary...and reading...and listening. Several of them have confided in me that they want to teach their own curriculum with ideas like current events, purpose-based learning and I also got to observe a teacher get shot down for asking to do a lesson that wasn't academic enough. So we can conclude that the higher-ups are occasionally staunching creativity.

So there you have it. I think that to have a generation of strong bilingual Japanese students; we need to make it clear that most speakers of English make mistakes all the time; we need to lower our standards by changing the test to include easier, more general questions; and the schools need to cooperate with creativity instead of keeping students' faces buried in books.



Friday, March 13, 2015

Time to put my money where my mouth is! Being cheap in Seattle

I want to keep a list of the shortcuts I'm taking on living cheaply in Seattle.

Freedom Pop has a portable 3G/4G device with various data caps...a refurbished device is $20 or $40, but then 500MB / month is free. The idea is that your phone/tablet connects to wifi when you're at home/cafes, and only uses the data when you're out and about and REALLY need to browse Reddit or show your friends that stupid cat pic.

I still needed an American phone number, so my $60/year Skype phone number is how I'll be making/receiving calls, and Facebook messenger and good ol' email is how I'll be talking to loved ones.

We're at $80 for 2015 communications, with no phone yet. We'll see how annoying it gets carrying my tablet around. I'm already used to only using my phone for text messages on the bus, thanks to Japan and it's no-voice-call culture.

Just got a refurbished LG ZTE Force for $25. Beware about getting all your good prices at Freedom Pop in one go. Their promotions don't link to each other, and I ended up making two separate orders, using two separate links.

UPDATE: 3.25 Okay, time to open the boxes! The phone is unscratched, looks new, and is pretty light and has a snappy response. There is no phone number, and upon connecting to wifi, takes you to the same 'find a number' screen that doesn't actually have any numbers available in my area. Time to call Freedom Pop! Also, as a side note, smart phones should come with Google Maps preinstalled. Google Play is, compared to Amazon and Apple's counterparts, awful. I can't even find Google Maps upon a search.

The 4g/wifi device has a few scratches (part of the refurbished deal) and powers up quickly. I found my Sprint signal for 4G in about 45 seconds, and am connected to the device via my phone. No hardware problems!

UPDATE: 3.31 Alright, readers, this phone experience with Freedompop is terrible. The FP Messenger application, which is what you send/receive calls and texts through, works about 20% of the time. My initial boot received text replies and calls. After a day or two, receiving turned off, but I didn't notice until a few days later. I've spent a total of 45 minutes on Skype calling Freedompop's very helpful customer service, and they've fixed my errors each time. Problems with FP's phone service: awful battery life (5-6hrs), relying on Google Play, which itself crashes more than it loads correctly, "network issues."

I'll repeat that FreedomPop's customer service is great and has a 100% rate for solving my issues...just the volume of issues is a bit high. Again, this is a free phone service.

The wifi hotspot, however is great. It takes about 30 seconds from standby to broadcasting a signal that multiple devices can use (I had my iPad, iPod and FP phone connected at once).

UPDATE: 5.28 After struggling with this service for 2 months, I cannot recommend Freedompop phone service for anyone short of my worst enemies. I bought a used iPhone 4 for $135, a new sim card from Ting for $9, and gave their $20/unlimited everything service a shot for the last month. It. Sucks. As before, data stuff works great, and using Facebook chat is how I communicate. But anything running through the Freedompop app is pure garbage. Texts show up on your notification screen and then never again. Missed calls simply don't register at all. Calls I made from the phone, through the FP app cut connection. Their big fix? "Resetting" my phone every 10 seconds. Like, there's a point where an unreliable phone means missed work opportunities, and I lose money. Is free service worth that? Bottom line: F MINUS for phone service, A PLUS for data.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Visit from the 'rents!

Kinkakuji - Kyoto
Being visited and playing host is awesome for a few reasons:

1. You finally have an excuse to do "touristy" stuff. I know that where I'm from, there's a slightly negative nuance to doing things like exploring your own city that you've lived in for over 10 years, or taking photos of the statue you pass on your commute 5 times a week. In Japan, tourist stuff is affordable ($3 tickets to temples, all-day bus passes for $10, group pricing at restaurants), and in some cases cheaper for foreign passports than for residents! I'm looking at you, Japan Rail pass!

Check out japanican.com for more deets on tours n stuff. Also, make sure you get your rail pass BEFORE you come to Japan.
Chinatown - Yokohama

2. You get to see your stomping grounds through someone else's eyes. That creepy statue in the small alley where you saw a bum taking dump in the middle of the road? Well, the rain washed away that dookie and your host only sees an interesting city ornament and want to take pictures!

3. Your guests may give you an opportunity to interact with the city that you might not normally take. I discovered the many cheap buses to Haneda airport from all over Yokohama, as well as a station exit that would have saved me lots of time an energy getting to my private lessons over these two years! 

Anyhoo, here's how it went: the first night, I picked her up from Haneda. Baggage claim is pretty slow. That night, we checked in to their hotel in Landmark Tower. The front desk had trouble finding my reservation, and after 20 minutes, found and upgraded the room! We ate tonkatsu (breaded-and-fried pork cutlet) nearby and that was that.








Uhh ohh, will that double my credit balance?
The next day, I met them in the afternoon, and after trying Mr Donuts, we went to Kamakura to enjoy a nice walk to Zeni-arai benten. This is a temple where it's said that any money you wash will be doubled. We had to meet a friend for dinner and ordered random Japanese dishes: Chicken katsu, sashimi platter, and a pork bone soup. Because we were juggling luggage and lockers, we only had time to ride the Enoden line from start to finish and didn't actually visit Enoshima.

Freddie having way too much fun
blessing himself for love




Wednesday was Kyoto. We took the bullet from ShinYokohama to Kyoto, arriving just before 1pm. We scored discount daypass bus tickets, and saw KiyoMizuDera. We were going to see Ginkakuji but arrived just a few minutes too late. Then, we got lost trying to find our apartment. Once we did, turns out it was very new and very unused. The owner left us with his pocket wifi because I needed it to keep in touch. Parents tried 生搾りchu-hais (fresh-squeezed malts).
Kiyomizudera - Kyoto

We used AirBnB.com for our reservations.











Thursday was Kyoto part two. Parents tried double-soft toast and we buzzed off to Kinkakuji. Then Ginkakuji, where we did most of our gift-shopping. For lunch, we had Italian, but the dessert was a deep, rich green tea cake. 

Outside da Ghibli Building
Friday we started by going to the post office, where there is an assistant who helps you choose the right line to stand in for your bank or post services. Like a hostess or maitre'd for a post office! A month ago, I went to Lawson's, a convenience store to purchase tickets for the Ghibli Museum. It was fantastic, and worth the wait. The 'rents didn't really know what they were seeing, but they liked it for sure. In one of the first lower rooms, there was a 3d-animated mobile of Ghibli stuff going on. There was also a 3-4 minute animated short of evolving prey running from evolving predators. The bottom floor also had a 13 minute animated short about an old couple who help mice defeat rats in sumo games. The story is both sweet and cute. 

The second floor has a history and sketches of Ghibli classics as well as a bookstore. The third floor has the gift shop, a Neko-bus playground for preschoolers, and a deck with spiral steps to climb to the roof, which has the giant robot from...Friday night was capped off by an hour-long JR ride to my station Tsurumi, where we had yakiniku. Mom and Dad loved it!
Runebox - Ghibli

This thing is from Laputa...
just don't translate that
title to Spanish!
Saturday, we were all kind of exhausted, so the folks came over to see my apartment for a few hours. We whisked off to Akihabara and walked through a 5-floor arcade, just to take them into the antithesis of sensory deprivation. Then we headed to Shinjuku for Sekai-no-Yamachan seasoned chicken wings, miso-tonkatsu and microbrew. After that was the Robot Restaurant!

Sunday morning was breakfast at DeliFrance, my favorite pastries in Japan. Unfortunately, their coffee is both expensive and indistinct. We waddled out of that place and spent a few hours in Chinatown, where we had a few dumplings, bought some trinkets and finally headed off to Haneda airport!


Saturday, February 21, 2015

Tips in frugality: How I sent home 50% of my Japanese paycheck

At first, I, too was a retail slave.



I'm cheap and I love it. I want to clue you in on how I went from $10k in debt to almost double that in savings in two years. This here isn't new to anyone, just proof that most of you can make it work.

Why me? It all started with getting a job and jumping income levels. My close friend Zack, who is also my work neighbor, bikes to work everyday and I asked him why. This opened up a conversation about saving, investing, and MrMoneyMustache. Before I got used to a more expensive lifestyle, I sent home the difference in pay. After paying them off I had a new focus: the American stock market.

2 years later I'm on top of the building of one of the 
richest men in history. ON TOP!
Why you? Some things in Yokohama are cheaper than Seattle, and vice versa. Fresh ingredients and food are cheaper; alcohol is, too. Transportation is more expensive, but your company usually reimburses you 100%, which explains why biking is so profitable. Some of the changes are universal, other apply to only me or living in Yokohama.

How? Food. For a long while, I cooked for myself at least 4 days a week. I suck at cooking, and never really improved. Costco sells a 2-lb 4-pack of individually wrapped chicken breasts for $10. That's your main meat for 5 big or 8 medium-sized meals. A pot of curry is about $5-6, and you can eat it all week! I also dropped $20 every 2 months coffee beans and have avoided going to cafes (drip is $3.50 in Japan, yeesh!).
Timmmmm Currrrrrrrrrray!
Drinking. Luckily, Zack bought his tickets for the frugal train a few years before me, and is in the same mentality. We drink $1 beers outside of convenience stores before joining a party where they're $5. Another shortcut was when we did the low carb diets, buying a giant bottle of fizz and a 5th of whiskey. You get 12 x 50 cent drinks. More than enough to get loose off of $3 and 20g carbs!

The downside is the social invitations, though. My co-workers are older and generally want to go to nicer places. I work a different schedule, so I've taken all 3 opportunities this year to go to the $60 per person Italian dinner. However, Japanese people love to go out, and if you work the same hours as someone, you might go out a few times a week.

Transportation. Driving is expensive, and public transportation is treated like that crazy uncle that people invite because it would be cruel to tell him he sucks. If you live in the right area, though, you can either a) bike and cancel that gym membership or b) take the bus/train and use that commute to read or text all your stupid Buzzfeed Top 10 articles to your friends.

Most people don't think about it, but gas ain't the only cost to driving. Parking, insurance, and maintenance are fees you can equate to up to 20% of your income. My bike ride to work was 40 minutes and was a little under 6 miles away. You may or may not be as fortunate, but you might consider transportation costs in your next move. It might be worth another $200/month that you'd spend anyway getting to work!

Entertainment: watching. Porn is free, so let's cross that off. What people might not know is Kissanime.com and Kisscartoon.me, two sister sites that stream a boatload of high-quality content both with Japanese subtitles, and dubbed. There is minimal advertising, and the content works without an account. I just watched my childhood favorite, DarkWing Duck last night!



Movies and tv shows are a little different. There are tons of free sketchy sites, but I prefer the obvious Netflix, which doesn't work in Japan without a bit of sorcery. If you can't wait until June 2015, then you can get Strong VPN service to fool Netflix.com into thinking you're in the US. I've been a Prime Instant Video member for 3 years now, and their streaming tv and movie service has finally started taking itself seriously. You also need the aforementioned VPN service, but the selection is pretty good!


Entertainment: playing. I have paid full price for 3 new games in the last 2 years. Otherwise, I buy used. I used to buy new and preserve the case and then I started traveling a lot. That gets expensive, the shit gets shoved in a box and there's water damage and xyz, it's just not worth it to me.

Also, the disturbing trend of (American) companies releasing unfinished games means that paying full price is riskier than waiting until someone sells it on Craigslist (a week later sometimes!) Sometimes you get lucky and Dell decides to sell the game with a big ass coupon. I just got $25 back on the $40 Zelda: Majora's Mask remake.

Shoutout to PlayStation Plus for having monthly free games. I am sitting on 80 games, downloaded free after having the service for 4 years.

Utilities. I live in a tiny apartment in an old building, and that may be the hardest thing to control. I am still appalled that Ballardians pay $1400 for 2-bedroom apartments, but it's a nice place to live! One of the things I DO have control over is using a prepaid cell phone. I have a tablet and use wifi when I can (Starbucks and 7-11 in Japan), and otherwise have to top up my prepaid phone $30 every 60 days. Most of you probably spend $50 or so per month for the convenience. There are alternatives!

When I live in the States again, I'm looking to try Freedom Wireless, which looks to be either free or $20/month for a slightly limited smart phone. That kind of change is worth it for me.

Shopping: Amazon. I am an unabashed fan of Amazon, and it works just as well in Japan. I stay away from department stores, which in Japan are mostly women's clothing/cosmetics shops anyway. "Sale" means they're lying to you.


TL,DR; Cooking for myself, biking, drinking at convenience stores, using prepaid phone service, Amazon and buying used is what allows me to sock away dat sweet 50!

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

A second look at famous Japanese stuff!

Nin.ten.dou.jyou

Recently I went to a gaming expo called Tokaigi, and saw the kanji (Chinese characters that are the bane-cum-boon of Japanese learners) for Nintendo for the first time. That got me thinking about my first encounters in Japan with the companies I've known my whole life.

Let's start with Nintendo: 任天堂 "Trust heaven (to do what you need)." The first character is used for asking someone to do a favor 任せる (maka.se.ru), responsibility 責任 (seki.nin) and your workplace senior 主任 (shu-nin). The second character, heaven, is also used for angel  天使 (ten.shi) and genius 天才 (ten.sai). The last character is used as an honorific for heaven in this case, though lots of people equate 堂 to luck.

Other tech giants: Hitachi 日立 "Rising sun." The first character, sun, is used anywhere and everywhere and has a variety of pronunciations. The second character 立 also means to stand, and if you add water, it means to cry 泣, which I always thought was weird.

Toshiba 東芝 is a merged word of Tokyo Electric 東京電気 and Shibaura Electric 芝浦電気, both of which are place names.

Fujitsu 富士通 "The road to (Mt) Fuji." I'm just guessing here, but the road part could be a reference to the company's many mergers. I used a rather unstable Fujitsu PC at work, and called it a 不実, which can be read the same way, but means "not true."

Mitsubishi三菱 "Three diamonds." Not as clever as we hoped. But the company makes both electronics and cars, which is a great bridge to the subject of car makers!

Modern Toyotaトヨタ is written in Katakana, but the original kanji was an alternate reading of the family name 豊田, "bountiful field." The family name was Toyoda, but the same characters can be read Toyota. This actually brings in a really interesting cultural dynamic.




this man is standing in his toyo-ta
Introductions are particularly important to have your eyes and ears on, as people exchange names, pronunciations and spellings of their names. 黒川 can be read Kurokawa or Kurogawa. "Black river," if you're wondering. In addition to the above example, the ridiculously common bi-gender first name Yuki can be written 有希, 優希, 勇気, or a few dozen other ways.

Back to cars, Subaru スバル refers to the Seven Sisters constellation, though only 6 are visible. I guess the merc sister is busy mercin' fools in the jungles. Mazdaマツダis both a family name, and also credited toward an old Persian god. It's worth noting that a lot of the Japanese car models have way more epic names, like the Corolla Axio, the Ceres and the Regius.

Honda本田 and Suzukiスズキ are also boringly and blatantly named after their founders.

Nissan is written 日産, which is short for 日本産業株式会社 (Japan Industries). A neat secondary meaning is "made by the sun," and we're not talkin just helium, folks!

As a person who's studied enough Japanese to start reading things at first glance, I've done an increasing amount of double takes as I realize THAT'S how they do it in good ol Japan. By the way, I am well aware that I used the word cum in a sentence. What companies did I miss?


Tuesday, February 10, 2015

久しぶり!Long time no post! p2 Tokaigi闘会議

Any event at Makuhari Messe is gonna be a good one!

Tokaigi is a meeting of nerds who love video games. There are multiplayer events for PC, arcade, 4 generations of Nintendo and Sony home and handheld consoles, in addition to demos, quizzes, history and of course COSPLAY. Surprisingly, there weren't a lot of mobile games, and there were still a lot of females. I'd say at least 30%, and they were normally dressed. This is a shock to me, Tokyo Game Show is like 90% male, and the cosplay is mostly sexy females and awkward male photographers asking them to spread their legs and bend over and stuff. One after another.


Puzzle Dragons: Mario Edition



After playing a new puzzle-dragon Mario game, we went to the Nintendo graffiti wall which my friend Wai-Ming decided was too heavily Nintendo. My contribution was Darth Goomba to match my Star Wars shirt that I wore. Unfortunately my Zelda shirt wasn't clean that day :( .



We showed up too late to the Nintendojo (任天道場) which marked the first time of seeing the kanji for Nintendo (任天堂), which means something like "Trust luck to heaven." I think that's pretty accurate. They were doing oldschool gaming sessions with SNES Mario Kart and newschool Wii U Mario Kart 8. There was also a Nintendo quiz, which I'm pretty sure would have been amazing to do in Japanese, but alas!


Then, there were cosplay props lying about, for people to go nuts. TGS is just too crowded to have room for this kind of stuff.

Since I was in Chiba, I got the chance to meet up with some of my previous students from Tokyo U of Science, and then go to my favorite ramen restaurant in the world: Menya Koji (柏駅の麺やこうじ). They have this sharp, spicy garlic that I've never seen anywhere else. Don't plan on kissing anyone or giving any speeches for at least a week!
Tsukemen. Always and forever!





This is the only place you'll SEE this!
My tabulation left on a game called
Booby Show (no demos were available :) )

Friday, February 6, 2015

お久しぶり!Long time, no post! p1

I have slipped into work-and-play mode to the extreme! If I'm not at school, pretending to be a teacher, I've been seeing the sights of Japan! One day, a friend visiting from Korea wanted to see the towers!

There's also a Studio Ghibli store at the base!

There it is: Sky Tree! 634m tall, and the second tallest THING in the world, Japanese people will tell you to that Sky Tree is a must-see if you're visiting Tokyo. The area around the base is called Solamachi (空=sky町=town), though I am disturbed by the "l" instead of "r" in sola. Ahh well, maybe there's a hidden reason. But I digress! The tower is just a part of the background to most places in Tokyo, and I hadn't seen it up close until just now...it's HUGE, but it doesn't feel as tall as it really is. Still a wonderful part of the TKY experience.


 あった!やっとスカイツリーに着いた!韓国人の友達はvisit中、東京の二つタワーを見て欲しかった。スカイツリーは世界2番目の高いビルなんですがドバイのBurjタワーは200メートルよりも高いんだ。今回はエレベータに乗らなかったけど、3月で母と一緒に乗ろうかな。。。タワーの近くに行った時、あんまり高く思わなかったけど、未来的な感じが出ていた。


The same night, we walked through a CRAZY-COLD Daimon/Hamamatsucho to see Tokyo Tower. You're not forgotten! 

A few days later, I went with some good friends to the Yebisu Beer Factory and learned some shit. Then I drank some shit! The tour is roughly 20 minutes long, 500 yen, and you get two glasses of fresh, smooth beer at the end. Afterwards, you can purchase an American pint of one of six flavors for 400 yen. While there, we met a young Japanese couple and ended up staying an extra few hours chatting in the language. You can figure that anyone else that has time to drink at noon on a Wednesday is gonna be chill.

影か薄くなったように感じる東京タワーを見に行った。すごく強い風が風いていたのでひどい寒かった。数日後、ヱビスビール工場でツアーをやった。あそこでのビールはヤバイおいしかった!飲みやすかった。20分のツアー後に若い日本人の夫婦と話して、さらに3杯飲んだ。しかも水曜日の昼に!

I am one of those people that uses the word  perfect subjectively. I think something is perfect if it does what it's intended to do ...